Title: Kiss My Crown
Author: Alexis Noelle
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Release Date: November 7, 2016
My name is Kate and I’m a princess.
I had it all. Every little girl’s dream: Working as a princess in a theme park five days a week. Prince Charming and I really hit it off, until he hit every other princess in the park.
After beating him with his own sword I decided it was time to find a normal guy. I met one- or at least I thought I did.
Now the princesses are snubbing me and the princes won’t even look at me. Worse, I’m about to be demoted to a fairy, which is like being sent to the seventh level of hell.
What do you do when the fairy tale ends?
“It’s a quick, fun, and sassy ride.” - Two Book Pushers
“Alexis Noelle hit it out of the humor park this time around!” - Renee Entress’s Blog
“OMG!!! This book was absolutely amazing!” - Hot Box Reviews
“I freakin' loved this book! It was so refreshing to read a book filled with humor instead of one filled with a lot of angst and suspense!” - Stephanie’s Book Reports
This book was such a fun read!!It had me laughing from the very first chapter itself.(The way she deals with her cheating ex-boyfriend LOL).
Kate is one of the princesses in the amusement park.The royalty are at the top of the chain and are treated very respectfully.She has just found out that her boyfriend had been cheating on her and he is no Prince Charming though he plays the role of one.
At the bottom of the chain are the faeries and woodland creatures with the pirates occupying the lowest rung.
After her breakup, she swears off men and decides that even if she wants to get back in the pool it will be only for a fling.She has her best friends Mel and Dani who also work at the park, as an Evil Queen and Fairy respectfully.All of them have personalities very different from the roles that they play.Pretending to be the polite and charming princess is often very tiring for Kate.
A chance meeting in the grocery store with a super hot guy named Justin,who gives her advise on picking melons changes things for her.As she spends more time with Justin their connection deepens.They get each other in every way and have a hilarious,easy going and steamy relationship.She hopes that this might work out and he wont be one of the toads.
Just when things finally seem to be looking up, she finds out that he works at the same park, as a pirate!!The horror!Already the people at the park don't respect her much after her breakup with Prince Charming,if they were to discover that she were dating a pirate, she would be the laughingstock.Her manager also threatens to demote her since he finds her recent behavior very unprincess-like.
After one too many mishaps,ridicule and misunderstandings, she will have to decide whether being a princess is worth giving up the dashing pirate who might be her real life prince charming!
I really loved Kate.She was a kickass character and I loved her lack of filter and the way she didnt take shit from anyone.Justin was adorable and perfect for her in everyway.The hilarious banter between them was awesome and the things that they did OMG!(that one scene had me gasping for breath laughing so hard).Mal and Dani were awesome sidecharacters.I cant wait to find out more about Mel and the woodland creature she has been banging(sounds so funny when I put it like that xD )
So, guys if you're looking for a hilarious,romantic and steamy read with zero drama go for this one!It'll have you rolling on the floor laughing in no time!
Alexis Noelle lives in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania with her husband, and three kids. On top a writing career, she is a full-time student and a full-time mom. She loves spending time with her kids, although she has to hide the computer from them when she is writing! She love being active and being outdoors, especially if it involves any kind of shopping.
She has always been passionate about writing. She loves to read romance books and feels like being able to lose yourself in a book is one of the more exciting aspects. The books she loves to read and write will be ones that make you feel for the characters. Ashley believes that you should have an opinion on every character in a book whether you love them, hate them, or think they are up to something.She also believes that the most important critic is your reader, so she loves to hear from the readers. She want her fans to be open & talk to her about what they want for the characters in the story, and what they would like to see happen.